Monday, January 15, 2007

I Can't believe the number is so high...

My fine is...$745.60?!!!

I guess I was a naughty girl at one time. This one is really fun, play along...
What's your raunch factor? Let's put a dollar value on that!

Here’s how it works:
You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. And NO, it is not PER incident (otherwise, some of us would have totals more than the national debt!).

Bring up that calculator, and get going!

* Smoked pot — $10
* Did acid — $5
* Ever had sex at church — $25
* Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
* Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
* Had sex for money — $100
* Vandalized something — $20
* Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
* Beat up someone — $20
* Been jumped — $10
* Crossed dressed — $10
* Given money to stripper — $25
* Been in love with a stripper — $20
* Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10
* Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
* Ever drive drunk — $20
* Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
* Used toys while having sex — $30
* Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
* Went skinny dipping — $5
* Had sex in a pool — $20
* Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
* Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
* Cheated on your significant other — $10
* Masturbated — $10
* Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
* Done oral — $5
* Got oral — $5
* Done / got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
* Stole something — $10
* Had sex with someone in jail — $25
* Made a nasty home video — $15
* Had a threesome — $50
* Had sex in the wild — $20
* Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
* Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
* Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
* Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
* Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
* Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
* Went streaking — $5*
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
* Been arrested — $5
* Spent time in jail — $15
* Peed in the pool — $0.50
* Played spin the bottle — $5
* Done something you regret — $20
* Had sex with your best friend — $20
* Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
* Had anal sex — $80
* Lied to your mate — $5
* Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

Seriously, how did my number get so high? I swear I have never had sex for money, but that's all I'm sayin'.
Tally it up and Title it…"My Fine Is…"
Do it, you just might shock yourself. Then, let me know so I can check yours out and I don't have to feel so naughty all by my lonesome. Chop, chop...

16 Comments:

At 7:52 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Hi! I saw your fine on Crunchy with Style and thought I'd pop by and visit your blog. My fine was $605.60 and I just wanted to say thank you for having a higher fine than mine :)

Glad I popped by. You've got a very interesting blog! I'll be back again.

 
At 5:56 AM, Blogger BlueGoddess said...

Thank you very much. You should check out the Merkin's Moon blog on Myspace and the one at the bottom of my blog list on blogger. I am in the process of opening my own online store.

 
At 10:35 AM, Blogger She who just needs a nap said...

heya...didn't do my fine yet. just wanted to say hi....stuff is bad...keep me in your thoughts

 
At 10:35 AM, Blogger She who just needs a nap said...

heya...didn't do my fine yet. just wanted to say hi....stuff is bad...keep me in your thoughts

 
At 9:11 AM, Blogger revhipchick said...

i was totally honest and mine was $480.50. it sounds like you're at least in a good mood!

hope things are continuing to go well!

love ya!

love you too napper!

 
At 10:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok Im sad compared to you guys. ONly $160.50. Guess I need to live a little.

 
At 3:03 PM, Blogger BlueGoddess said...

Sometimes I think I have lived it up just a little too much. I actually found this thing on another blog, crunchy with style.

Napper i am sorry you aren't doing well. I am thinking of you and praying for you. If you need anything call me.

 
At 12:10 PM, Blogger Crunchy Domestic Goddess said...

hey there -
here's a link to info about the farm and sprout house - http://www.sunflowerfarminfo.com/sprout_house.htm
i didn't want to put too much info abt it on my blog. i'm kind of paranoid about stuff like that when it involves kids, especially cuz we have our real names on my blog.
:)

 
At 12:16 PM, Blogger BlueGoddess said...

thank you so much. I totally understand. I will be checking it out soon. If there is stuff that you don't want to post here either because it might get back to you, you could always email the info to me.

 
At 7:21 PM, Blogger Crunchy Domestic Goddess said...

good deal. i don't think i have your email addy though. mine is amygeekgrl@gmail.com if u want to shoot me an email so i have yours "on file." :)

 
At 4:49 PM, Blogger Angela said...

my fine is $330.50

so, that fifty cents can really give you away, huh?

by the way, if strippers who are on taking some time off for school don't count, i am entitled to a small refund.

 
At 6:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So- what if one has committed these offenses more than one time? does that double the fine? Like being arrested? Or streaking in broad daylight? Or spent time in jail? Or had a threesome? Had anal sex? I mean, c'mon? I'd be in debtor's prison if I had to account for this stuff crime by crime.

 
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